John

a perfect name for a puppy !

( according to a tweet by Louis William Tomlinson )

Louis, look ! I got a puppy !!
- What did you name it ?
John of course ! :D

by strawberrykat April 30, 2021

John

A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.

That sexy man is looking like an absolute John

Wow nice 100 yard rush td u pulled a John there

by Gegs2048 October 14, 2019

John

A type of guy that is quite, shy, has problems talking with word, makes "beats", spends time with a computer and a MEAT and Oppai lover.

That John guy want to be a DJ he might go far.

by Superflyking August 31, 2018

John

John
Stand: killer queen
A tall fat kid with a jojo’s obsession

Look at that cunt John

by JohnWAJojo’sObsession July 18, 2018

John

John is one of the best people you will ever meet he will hang out with you but thats the side he fakes when he is alone he thinks about his life and he might cry for know reason and he won't tell you why when he has a girlfriend he treats her like a queen there is not a thing that comes between him and his girlfriend

P.s my name is john

Hay John why are you down today. I don't want to talk about it is personal

by Johnleder October 9, 2018

John

This abomination of a being can destroy the universe by using 0.1 percent of his power. He usually hides his fat in his disposable miniature pocket universes that he has in his magic pockets , but there have been incidents in other dimensions where the parallel John (which is not as powerful as the John in this universe) destroyed 1 billion other dimensions which teared a hole in the multiverse by accidentally letting out 10 percent of his power.

Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power

Eminem: something’s wrong, I can feel it
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble

John: LAUGHS IN JOHN

by Joguan 69420 November 14, 2019

John

Hes the sweetest guy you'll meet. Hes shy if you dont know him and he doesn't easily open up, however when he does its because he truly cares for you as a Friend or partner. Hes often smart, but doesn't try hard enough to realize and hes loyal till the day you die.

I'm fine I have loyal Friends like John in my life.

by Fantasy Writer October 5, 2017