Joey

N - a dick held in place with a pouch.

Because I have a joey, my dick no longer falls down my pants anymore while standing in line for coffee.

by Phoenixlaughter January 24, 2018

Joey

A dumbass nigga that no one likes

Ewwwwwww JOEY

by Trix is so kool October 7, 2019

Joey

A mega fag that doesn't know how to shut the fuck up, will constantly bitch about random people.

Look it's Joey I wonder who he is talking about now.

by Drinkmorefuckmore April 4, 2020

Joey

Someone who cries about absolutely nothing.

Oh man, he was being such a Joey last night he even left the groupchat.

by An3lGod July 18, 2020

Joey

A Joey is a young man that is about to turn 30 years old but is still staying with mom and dad, whom does not have the capacity in his mind to think for himself and lacks any free thought at all and thinks that every woman he meets must marry him.

Jason: Wassup man did you hook up with that chick at the bar on Friday night.

Young man: no bruh I took her back to my place but she wouldn't do anything while my parents were there and she said she doesn't wanna marry me.

Jason: You're such a fucking Joey!

by Freewillmason November 7, 2018

Joey

Joey is a white stud, a beast of the east, he is a very mature, sweet, caring, soft hearted person. Joey knows how to handle situations, and is very understanding of conflict. Joey is an amazing friend you can keep by your side and always trust. All Joey wants is a girl that will let him penitrate her cheeks, Joey is a man. A big strong big penised man

WOW JOEY.

by rainbowloommaster64 October 1, 2020

Joey

The unsightly fat pouch-y area you grow just above your belt line.

Sadly- her Joey had exceeded all her previous expectations and fears.

by Kitty a go go February 14, 2015