Mavin Street Jelqing Jive

A dance act performed at 9 Mavin Street when the guys are caught too short. The dance increases the elasticity of the penis and forcibly elongates it making the individual well hung. It is only one of the many manoeuvres in the Mavin Street arsenal

Girl 1”Where are the holy men of mavin street?”
Postman “looks like they have had a day of doing the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive”

by JimmyTomlinson2 January 16, 2024

jives x youri

A very good ship

Jives x youri is so cute

by Toddiumies June 21, 2022

weak jive

"jive" coming from jive turkey. "weak jive" as in anything that is extremely disappointing.

that's some weak jive.

by nigawssip August 18, 2009

jive slick

A man who takes another man’s girlfriend and runs off into the sunset with her

“You a real jive slick running off with my brothers bitch”

by TheRealJiveBish April 30, 2023

Jiving

Bullshitting, procrastinating, or being lazy.

We should be doing our homework but, instead, we’re out here jiving.

by mingtingsp January 27, 2018

Jiving

When i spread spicy jelly on a tiny cracker.

“I love jiving a cracker! Its my favorite sport. I wont 1st place jiving back in 1989.”

by Sir william 3rd April 15, 2022

Jived

A more serious implementation of the word "fucked". It means you are in a more serious pickle than if you were said, "fucked" in a certain situation. Best if used with both implementations together to enforce the severity of your current pickle; "I'm so fucking jived".

Her: "I wasn't sure if the condom broke, but I missed my period."

Him: "Oh shit, we're fucking jived."

by I Shit Rainbows September 07, 2021