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Jessica

Ok every other UD definition is wrong. Jessica's are the equivalent of Kyle's. They always got multiple baby daddies, possible drug problems, and most of the time are two faced.

They chug energy drinks and alcohol like it's going out of style. They jump from dick to dick likes its hop scotch.

Just think about it. Try to think of every Jessica you know and they're probably all trashy bitches. If you sleep with a Jessica you should probably get tested.
Oh god here comes fucking Jessica.

You should probably wrap it twice if you plan on fuckin Jessica.
by Jdog4ever January 4, 2020
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The girl who is sassy and bosses people around and whoever doesn’t follow her actions will be threatened.
EWW, JESSICA IS TELLING PEOPLE TO DRINK TOILET WATER!
by Superi0rM4n March 13, 2019
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A Jessica is one of those bald bitches who thought it'd be a good idea to shave her head until her friends start turning her into a meme.
Friend 1: is that a boy... or a girl?
Friend 2: No that is just Jessica.
by Kiwi619 March 30, 2020
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Jessica is a super funny and cheerful gal that doesn't care for the volume or care for others ear drums. She is a constant giggler and instantly cheers veryone up. Chick on the streets, freak in the sheets. You know what's up with this girl, day or night every thing is funny.
I love your laugh Jessica
by Everything is poo October 7, 2017
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Jessica is amazing, She my best friend and she's funny, Smart and can get me throw everything and anything cause that's the type of person she is. Thank you Jessica
Jessica is my favourite person ever.
by Charleigh2k18 June 29, 2018
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The BADDEST BITCH you will ever meet. She always got hoes trying her but she stays unbothered. She a queen, so treat her with care. SUPER nice, but if you try the bitch she gonna throw hands. Gives people too many chances, and is too nice to hoes who take her love for granted. She loves herself and don't need any man. What she do need is sleep tho, the bitch gets like 5 minutes a night.
"You know Jessica"?
"Yeah, why"?
"She a baddie, I want her"!
"Uh-huh! But you're below her paycheck".
by ohnojessicaa August 28, 2019
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Jessica is a common name. They are girls that tend to have a big heart. They support you when you need it and never leave you. If you know a Jess praise her for everything she does for you. They are very pretty girls with great personality’s. As well as a big heart they have big bums too. Their smile can brighten your day. Jess’ are great people, don’t let them go!
I saw that Jessica yesterday, she looked amazing
by Sarah7890 June 30, 2018
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