Ok every other UD definition is wrong. Jessica's are the equivalent of Kyle's. They always got multiple baby daddies, possible drug problems, and most of the time are two faced.
They chug energy drinks and alcohol like it's going out of style. They jump from dick to dick likes its hop scotch.
Just think about it. Try to think of every Jessica you know and they're probably all trashy bitches. If you sleep with a Jessica you should probably get tested.
They chug energy drinks and alcohol like it's going out of style. They jump from dick to dick likes its hop scotch.
Just think about it. Try to think of every Jessica you know and they're probably all trashy bitches. If you sleep with a Jessica you should probably get tested.
by Jdog4ever January 4, 2020
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by Superi0rM4n March 13, 2019
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by Kiwi619 March 30, 2020
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Jessica is my favourite person ever.
by Charleigh2k18 June 29, 2018
Get the Jessica mug.The BADDEST BITCH you will ever meet. She always got hoes trying her but she stays unbothered. She a queen, so treat her with care. SUPER nice, but if you try the bitch she gonna throw hands. Gives people too many chances, and is too nice to hoes who take her love for granted. She loves herself and don't need any man. What she do need is sleep tho, the bitch gets like 5 minutes a night.
"You know Jessica"?
"Yeah, why"?
"She a baddie, I want her"!
"Uh-huh! But you're below her paycheck".
"Yeah, why"?
"She a baddie, I want her"!
"Uh-huh! But you're below her paycheck".
by ohnojessicaa August 28, 2019
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by Sarah7890 June 30, 2018
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