Jellyfished

Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.

Guy: Broooo I was jellyfished last night
Guy 2: I know bro it was hilarious 😂

by Mad Definitions March 6, 2019

Jellyfishing

Verb: The exaggerated, somewhat fluid, disorganized, and sporadic body movements or gait a person abusing a combination of opiates, benzodiazepines and methanphetamines may exhibit.
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He was Jellyfishing all over the place when he got off the train and I knew instantly he was abusing opiates and benzodiazepines again.

She was a jellyfish.

He jellyfished around as we stood there talking.

by NM-lfk May 27, 2018

Superfast Jellyfish

A youtuber most famous for his hilariously obvious fake blindfold speedrun of Super Mario 64.

Person 1: yo man did you see Superfast Jellyfish fake blindfold speedrun?

Person 2: yes that shit was so bad!

by Im_Verminator January 28, 2023

Charles River Jellyfish

Term used by Boston locals for a used condom floating in the river.

While walking along the Esplanade, I spotted several Charles River Jellyfish bobbing along the riverbank.

by e-vigilante March 3, 2023