The best monkey you can ever ask for, and he likes to fuck his cousins every night on Fridays and gives them massive Alabama hot pockets.
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Get the Ivan mug.-So, if we add the prefix "extra" and the suffix "less" stays in neutral? as extra-pretty-less.
- Ivan! Stop Ivaning things for the love of god!
- Ivan! Stop Ivaning things for the love of god!
by LoLViX3D February 11, 2020
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And that’s what they called Bitches back then in Greek.
And that’s what they called Bitches back then in Greek.
by BCIEM March 5, 2020
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