The Chalke Valley

The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.

Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.
Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley

Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.
by ZEBE100 March 08, 2020
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Rock Chalked

The act of being ejected from a skateboard or longboard by running into a small rock or pebble. Leaving a small white line on the asphalt or concrete behind.
I got Rock Chalked on my last run and lost my palms.
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black chalk

Black Chalk meaning the police in 2017’s “Okja” movie.
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baked chalk feet

reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too
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wall chalking

(in Pakistan) Graffiti, illegally painted ads and slogans on public and private property walls
"AS we decode messages inherent in wall chalking, we get to know motives behind it. " Dawn - January 24, 2009
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Chalk disorder

Also known as Chalkism

An involuntary action when ignorant or less educated people speak and all you hear is nails on a chalk bored altho not a medical condition yet beliefs that medicinal marijuana will help with the condition
My Chalk disorder is so bad I can’t shop at Walmart
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