by r-dub March 25, 2005
by preel08 September 16, 2008
<Only applicable if the text "first post" (Or similar spellings) is actually in the first post of any given forum, topic, video comments section etc.>
"First post" is most often used to describe ones "ownage" over all other posters that plan on making a comment.
I.E. "I was here first" "I am better than you" etc.
Its childish to most but to those who would hopefully be "First poster", seeing your "first post" stolen can mean a tragic loss emotionally, often accompanied by feelings of hopelessness, failure, despair and in extreme cases, suicide.
"First post" is most often used to describe ones "ownage" over all other posters that plan on making a comment.
I.E. "I was here first" "I am better than you" etc.
Its childish to most but to those who would hopefully be "First poster", seeing your "first post" stolen can mean a tragic loss emotionally, often accompanied by feelings of hopelessness, failure, despair and in extreme cases, suicide.
First post!
omg first post you all fail.
Wow, nice topic blah blah blah... FIRST POST!
Technically I just got "first post" on the "first post" definition >.>
omg first post you all fail.
Wow, nice topic blah blah blah... FIRST POST!
Technically I just got "first post" on the "first post" definition >.>
by Midian01 June 26, 2008
Although rumored to be a fictitious legend, this local celebrity has been coaching for decades. Most known for her mastery in the art of aquatic instruction, this tame dame has a rich history of developing wee young lads into olympic gold medalists. Her resume includes head coach of the Tigersharks and Blue Dolphins Swimming Teams and has also been credited for inventing the Statue dance move.
by Birthday Cake 4 July 21, 2009
a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.
yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.
by cup of choco February 17, 2013
Agenre of music formed when people in the hardcore scene got tired of hardcore's limited form. Retains some characteristics of hardcore but builds more on tension and release
Fugazi, Quicksand, and Jawbox are really good post-hardcore bands. The Used isn't post hardcore, it's pop punk trying to be scary
by geoff April 02, 2005
When someone posts on your facebook wall but deletes it, yet you are still left with a notification that this person posted on your wall.
by TheOneAndOnlyRaytatay April 11, 2011