by GJ2 July 03, 2021
A term in which a man slaps himself with his own dick usually when doing a helicopter or if a woman grabs it and slaps his inner thigh
by Slingingmudd October 03, 2019
The act of Brutally Luthering someone with playing cards making them explode if the touch "the water"
by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023
by Theonlytruething July 05, 2017
Refers to the past-heavenly act of gently swooping a petite cutie up in one arm, cradling her knees under your other arm, holding her close to your chest, and then smilingly gazing into her placidly-happy face while cooing contentedly to her.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I love giving sweet-faced damsels a sling-snuggle shortly after I meet them --- usually it makes the gal just totally "melt in my arms" and "go dreamily submissive" on me, and then she'll let me savor her soft warm palms on my cheeks, massage her pretty feet, joyfully knead her juicy pliable bicepses and calves, smoothe her cheeks and forehead, and perform any other pleasant "canoodley" activity with her.
by QuacksO July 07, 2018
"Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"
by SphincterElCapitain August 01, 2017
Affiliate network located in the republican state of Florida. Slingin berries and poppin cherries! They also do ecom
Affiliate: I do 1000 sales a day on skin, got any offers?
AM: (busts a nut first) yea bruh! Join our network Sling Ads, we have EXCLUSIVE OFFERS!'
Affiliate: Sweet! (joins and does 5 sales a day)
AM: (busts a nut first) yea bruh! Join our network Sling Ads, we have EXCLUSIVE OFFERS!'
Affiliate: Sweet! (joins and does 5 sales a day)
by ModernAffiliate January 26, 2022