Human fridge

A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.

I hate the human fridge

by NewyIsMassiv March 14, 2017

fridge gobblin

A person who creeps around the kitchen late at night, sitting in-front of the refrigerator and eating anything in sight.

Yo Taylor is drunk again and being a little "fridge gobblin".

by anthro217 February 19, 2012

fridge confession

When someone is to clumsy to confess their affections to you for you to understand.
When you realize what they wanted, the confession is usually void and worthless by then.

It took me once seven years to understand a fridge confession.

by lonarlunatic September 8, 2010

Putting it in the Fridge

The act of shoving ice so far up your lady's pussy that it reaches her uterus. Making it so that when you stick it in her, it's like you're putting it in a fridge.

' Hey Bro I was putting it in the Fridge last night '

by BlueDragon198 July 27, 2016

Fridge clit

The little thing that makes your lightblub go on and off when you open the door

She pushed in the fridge clit and the lightbulb went off

by Crazylady420 September 21, 2013

Fridge giggling

To have inhaled a large amount of food from the refridgerator while randomly pausing to laugh. After a day/ night of continuously drinking huge amounts of alcohol.

After Cortney finished binge drinking for the night she stumbled to the fridge and started grabing handfuls of food shoving it in her mouth and all you could see was her head pop up from the door for a fridge giggle. Then continued breathing in the food. Fridge giggling.

by burlypig June 12, 2011

fridge boner

When your dick is cold but it strangely gets hard

Oh shit another fridge boner in church

by Batdoi November 22, 2016