Chalk Dog

Those big ass massive ugly plaster lawn ornaments that you never see in someones yard, just at a sketchy seller who is probably using them to smuggle drugs or for money laundering. Or by where i work, used by the chinese to spy on an aerospace manufacturer.
How come that shop has been open for years selling those chalk dogs, yet we never see anyone buying them.
by Mojo1936 January 01, 2024
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Chalked

Used to describe a state in which someone is simultaneously drunk, high (typically from cannabis or another substance), and under the influence of nicotine.
“Bro did you see Emily at that party last night she was totally chalked…she had like 4 shots, she tapped bart at the pregame and she was hitting her vape all night…”
by Jimothy Mooney August 05, 2025
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Chalked

Used to describe something that is crummy or finished/done. Used when something is a no-go.
Marcus: Yo should I order the fish sandwich?
Pat: No the fish sandwich here is chalked. They're grimy.

Robby: You still dating Julie?
Pat: Nah she's chalked/Nah we're chalked. I broke up with her last week.

Alex: Bro you trying to smoke a few darts?

Pat: Minus, that's chalked. I don't want cancer.
by Ferda Lavesh November 14, 2021
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Chalk snorter

Oi Daniel, your're a chalk snorter
by Warmdoughnut399 November 29, 2021
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climbers chalk bag

The vaginal tundra of a post menopausal woman.
Miriam's gash is so dry it's become like a climbers chalk bag.
by Gunner854 June 18, 2023
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Toilet chalk

When you take a dump, and the bowl has brown streaks in it.
Someone took a huge Toilet Chalk...look at all those streK marks.
by Suburban pack May 05, 2023
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Chalking up

To dip the end of your penis in a bag of cocaine
Chalking up, the only way I let the misses do coke
by Tom foolery October 20, 2014
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