Ian

ian is a piece of shit and wants to fuck Ava but hes scared because he is a pussy

ian: is that ava ohh "cock gets hard"

friend: yeah thats ava why u like her talk to her

ian:im to much of a pussy

friend: ik im not dumb u retard

by suck a dick m8 March 29, 2020

Ian

Ian: a stupid fat f*ck who likes to suck on his own tits. He also likes to say stupid shit like "Einstein was the only genius to ever exist'' and he will look at a car from Indiana and say "Look that car is from India." He is also a scooter riding pot head who likes to prey on young children. He will be nice occasionally but its usually for personal gain. He is also usually a grade a necrophiliac who likes to fuck dead corpses. these are a some of the defining qualities .

Kid: hey is that Ian
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.

by bitpeen69 February 18, 2020

Ian

Ian's are a petty but an amazing person they will always be by your side no matter what they will be there for you if you have an Ian don't ever let them go they will hide their feelings for you if it makes you happy in a way Ian's are amazing and friendly needs

Girl:Ian you are really amazing
Ian: thank you

by Ian'sgay15793 April 2, 2019

Ian

A gay kid who flashes is pp and is gay and will piss you off every day and has anger management problems

Hey is that Ian

Yeah
Oh he looks very gay

by Wpekekndnfjfkemandnfnfn April 24, 2019

Ian

Basically a bitch

Ian’s a bitch

by Bitchnuggets69420 October 16, 2019

Ian

Ian will probably give off a bad vibe. He is a real looker, but looks can conceive. He most likely does some sort of electronic smoke or some type of drug. He will also make out with you in very public places. I wouldn’t recommend hanging out with an Ian.

Ian is such a bad kid!

Yeah I would stay away from him if i were you!

by addiegrrrace December 10, 2019

Ian

Ian is the new Karen. Someone who becomes easily offended by the slightest of things - Also known as a 'snowflake'. They find any kind of dark humour appauling and disgusting. Usually in their twenties, but act like they're in their fifties. Most have a favourite phrase too - "Stop it".

Person 1: "Why did he get offended so easily?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"

by T3chyBoii September 18, 2020