Hard In The Paint

(verb) To have sexual intercourse with your girlfriend/wife/significant other while she is on her period. "Hard" being the state of the penis and "In The Paint" referring to the red-ish period blood of the female.

J: Yo man, let me tell you about last night!

Bob: What happened bro??!!

J: I totally went Hard In The Paint with Rebekah! It was by far the slickest ride I've ever took in the Gentlemen's Pleasure Garden!

by alaskarattlesnake August 9, 2010

hard in the paint

of dirty south origin, to go hard in the paint is to get crunk in your ride and just chill on the block.

"we gonna go hard in the paint"

by Chris February 21, 2003

hard in the paint

this is what the crankboyz in north east ohio do when they are making/selling meth. it is used by the people that stay awake for days, chasing the money.

dealer- what day is it? clucker- its friday dealer-damn i been going hard in the paint for 7 days, i thought it was tuesday!

by crankkboy September 9, 2010

Hard in the paint

While having a throbbing erection. You place the shaft of your penis into a can of quick drying paint.

Josh: Damn My brother got me so hard last night. I had to go hard in the paint for an hour or two.

by SuptemeBasedKai May 16, 2018

hard in the paint

To get krunk in yo whip, && ; go hard on demand haters :

riding n the car banging tha music hella loud mean muggin da haters therefore yuan going "HARD IN THE PAINT" =

by Jayjay to classiee August 10, 2010

Going hard in the paint

Having sexual intercourse with a female on her period

I know my girlfriend is on her period tonight but I am still going hard in the paint.

by TurdNuggetBucket September 22, 2013

squeeze so hard I squirt pink

I guess it implies that someone is whacking it with such intensity that blood gets into his semen.

My friend: Is that Emily Blunt? O man, she makes me squeeze so hard I squirt pink.

Me: That is fucking disgusting.

by Grossed the fuck out January 18, 2010