The chaotic, abbreviated alter-ego of yogurt—stripped of sophistication, reduced to pure confusion. Often deployed in absurdist humor where "yogurt" expects recognition, but "gurt" responds with existential bewilderment.
by ctrl0407 April 15, 2025
Get the gurtmug. by fienddd May 5, 2025
Get the gurtmug. 
Doing a gurt
Doing a gurt. Often used as a phrase for getting with somebody when you are drunk then wondering how on earth to get out of it.
by GURTRUDE FOREVER May 26, 2018
Get the Doing a gurtmug. Derogatory term/slur for a nigga who has surpassed being a bitch or a hoe. A gurt cannot be taken seriously or trusted
by Gurtkiller447 April 2, 2025
Get the Gurtmug. Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.
She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.
by Jimmy gallon69 November 30, 2019
Get the Go-gurtedmug. by Pibble April 22, 2025
Get the Gurtingmug.