girly grits

An unclean girl who does not know how to clean her vagina; often confused with a venereal disease; revealed if they request 'time to prep' before getting down and dirty; must sanitize before use.

I've never known anyone brave enough to face girly grits and come out the other side.

by hushedjournal6 September 8, 2020

Southern Grit Warbler

Some kind of bird that Hunter thinks exists?

Hunter seems oddly obsessed with the imaginary Southern Grit Warbler.

by dustypin November 24, 2021

Swamp Grits

The combination of chode sweat, crabs and beach sand that can be found anywhere between the ass crack and ball sack.

Man, an afternoon of chasing snatch on Daytona Beach has left me with a bad case of swamp grits.

by Umpaloompasmasher6969 March 23, 2022

pussy grit

Raw feminine power infused with gritty masculine energy; Phrase used to describe a woman's energy & not to be taken in the literal sense.

Did you hear about that woman who caught a fish with her bare hands & then took a bite out of it? That's true pussy grit right there.

by DarkVersace August 12, 2023

calm yo grits

A hermit crab version of calm yo tits
Used by protective parents. Some kids never grow out of it.

Person1: I hate you!
Person2: Whoa! Calm yo grits.
Person1: Wth does that mean!?
Person2: Calm down, my mom said it was a common saying...

by Parkderp1 October 9, 2016

holding the grit

The Mississippi definition of working

We was holding the grit today on the job site

by Solar tl November 2, 2017

forsooth thou ist thunderation and gruity vretuit brezdy guitr poikler

i have no ide waht this means, i just wanted to post something

forsooth thou ist thunderation and gruity vretuit brezdy guitr poikler

by insert pseudonym heree November 2, 2020