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Graham

Small skinny man also known as tik tak man. Gives to people but to make himself look better.
Couldn’t lift a bag of flower
Graham i
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Janet Graham

A stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine who refuses to close schools and gets people hurt.
"Ugh, that stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine didn't close schools again and my son just died"
"oof was it Janet Graham?"
"You bet"
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Graham

example:
Jim: 'Dude, why doesn't the Sun go to college?'
Blair: 'I don't know, dude'
J: 'Because it has a million degrees, dude!'
B: 'Graham!'
B: 'Sh!t I meant haha, dude'
J: 'Graham!'
by Jim is dude August 28, 2019
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Graham cracker

White Men who rewatch Lindsey Graham speeches to learn how to feign outrage.
Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.

Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.

Person 1: Hmmm.
by Writing Hard March 24, 2022
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Graham Rattalla

A slip of the tongue phonetically when spoken with pace, a "Gram Rattler", or officially a Graham Rattalla, is an unusually rattled and cooked cunt in a public or private place. Lost in the Gram haze aka LaLa Land, with vision flickering levels that would rival any Red Mitsibishi dealer in the early 2000s, is usually found confused, genuinely lost and rarely found old mate Graham Rattala, or Gram Rattler, is likely a life changing and character building shot at living up to your full psychosis life potential...
"I just had a Gram Rattler in the neck, 8 hour power wank and broke multiple ladies", or in lamens terms, "Hi how are ya? Graham Rattalla. Its a pleasure that I can be here on this lovely day..." It just depends on how quickly and how cooked it is spoken post red...
by Jim Lobster February 7, 2024
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William Graham

Usually the whitest guy in the room, he may be fat, amazingly funny, and straight asf.
what a William graham type headass
by FagAbuser March 21, 2022
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Graham

Not to be confused with Gram and/or Graeme.Can be one of the following, no in between:

1. Sings all the time, and is one of the top actors in his age group. Really short, and micah makes jokes about his height. He has a lot of freckles, and good at most everything. Understands you when you don’t.
2.Really bad at math, Goofy, and likes the Patriots. A great future talk show host, and is the greatest procrastinator on the planet. Plays the trumpet, and will pout when you make trumpet jokes. Super chill.
1.
Milo: Can I sit there?
Graham: We all love me, but there’s no room.
Milo:
Milo: I sit next to you every day.

Milo: Your sitting by yourself.

2.
Milo: Alright, lets do the math project.

50 minutes later
Graham: ....so then I told her...,
The rest of the class: oooooooo
by Smoll Brain March 11, 2020
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