Dodge Grand Caravan

The van you drive that belongs to your mom because you can't afford your own car.

Person 1: You actually drive a Dodge Grand Caravan?
Person 2: Until I move out, get a job, and can afford my own car, yes.

by GodsDemonHunter October 1, 2008

grand theft auto san andreas

The Game that these two guys planned on getting before it came out that I am playing right now. The game that along with 8 mile got every white kid in this town saying "wadup doe". It's packed with all kinds of awesome mini games and possibilities for advancement to different levels of leadership and ownership. Straight gangsta.

After playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, life just doesn't seem all that dangerous.

by thejuiceclub August 2, 2006

Grand Old Cheese

noun: grandmother.

From the Australian slang for mother-- "old cheese"

After her grandchild called her the Grand Old Cheese, the grandmother made it her new screenname

by Elizabeth Tudor June 1, 2006

grand houdini

It starts out when a man is fucking a girl from behind, while she is facing out a window. Another man sneaks out from a nearby hiding place. Man 1 quickly pulls out while Man 2 quickly jumps in. Man 1 sneaks out, runs outside, and waves up to the unsuspecting girl at the window.

Spencer and I totally nailed that grand houdini!

by Nico69 December 1, 2006

grand theft electro

A person who steals massive amounts of electronics from a store.

" dude, today mr. grand theft electro here went to Target and stole the entire second season of The Boondocks , an Xbox 360 controller, two CDs, a pair of headphones, speakers and a portable DVD player.

by mr. grand theft electro April 5, 2009

grand poobear

A famous video game streamer who is most popular for playing super Mario maker.

“Hey, do you know how grand poobear got his name?”
“No, but I heard he lost his legs in a tragic snowboarding accident”

by Pappy van winkle May 16, 2019

Grand Junction High School

A giant asbestos-filled, drugged up, hunk of crap that is literally falling apart. I wouldn’t be surprised if I ended up on a T-Shirt before graduation. Also none of the lockers work. Good Luck!

1: I go to grand junction high school.
2: How the hell aren’t you dead yet?

by MayoIsHere September 6, 2021