glock blocker

Someone who convinces or prevents another person from purchasing themselves a new hand gun.

My wife and I went to the sports store and she was a total glock blocker. I wanted that new G19 so bad.

by GayBobFagPants May 9, 2018

glock box

where one keeps the glock that's in their 'rari

Can you get my glock out of the glock box for me? It's to your right.

by Dr. Knokkers February 19, 2017

Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Glock dokie

A concoction of blood ,spit ,semen, rotten food ,ear wax ,snot, vomit, skin or nails pubic hair etc

Man I'm going to give that officer a Glock dokie, are you chuckin in

by JAIKOTIC1 September 13, 2023

glock timing

When it’s time to crashout.

wooskiru: “yo jr on glock timing”
503yah: “say wallahi”
Jr: *starts throwing chairs in the air*

by The realest non cappah August 21, 2024

glocking

Sexual act in which two gay men jerk off, and when close to cumming, point their dick at each other, and say "It's high noon" before cumming over each other

Back in the day, cowboys spent most of their time glocking with each other

by Paraguay_Stronk August 10, 2019

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025