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What the fuck did I just read?

A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.

Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.
search "1000000000th base" just up there in the search bar if you really want the "What the fuck did I just read?" experience. It's some really vile shit, so you HAVE been warned.
by Fruitfly April 13, 2014
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saul the fuck up

Hey John, what are you gonna do about your arrest?
well the only thing I can do is Saul the fuck up, and go to court.
by AustinMT July 28, 2014
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Putt fuck

A woman who goes to golf courses for the sole purpose of fucking players.

Women that have sex with professional golfers in the hope of having a rich husband/boyfriend
All the women that slept with Tiger Woods are real putt fucks.

Tiger Woods' wife is such a putt fuck
by Rex Roddy January 6, 2010
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what in the actual fuck

First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.
Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts
by urbanexistentialist February 6, 2015
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Fuck Biden

by bruhskis123123 December 3, 2020
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Fuck me eyes

Eyes were people think you want to fuck them.

Sometimes though it’s just there eye shape
-guy across the room- “she has fuck me eyes, I’m so getting laid!”

-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-
by Robert._. November 7, 2019
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make like a tree and fuck off

a term used by Ricky, a character from the popular TV show, Trailer Park Boys. A twist on the saying "make like a tree and leave". Ricky does this with many other phrases, such as "peach and cake (piece of cake)" or "denial and error (trial and error)".
Julian: Get the fuck out of here Randy.

Ricky: Yea - make like a tree and fuck off.
by JackBauer133 March 3, 2011
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