mother earth

A giant floating rock that lost its value after humans came into existence.

Mother Earth will die a slow, painful death.

by we found a problem October 08, 2007

flat earth

A "theory" (lacking evidence, it should be called a myth) of the Earth's shape that is incongruent with the common understanding of the Earth and other planets in the universe, is unfounded, and contrary to gravity and basic laws of physics.
Flat Earth is believed mostly by conspiratards. It asserts that the Earth is a flat disc.
People who believe in this defend their assertions by calling any factual evidence of the Earth's spherical shape fake, and by using biblical verses and psuedoscience to contrive an argument.

We really live on a flat earth. NASA's satellite images are just fake to promote the evil researchers' NWO agenda.
I have no idea how a satellite works
I have never been on an airplane
I slept through 8th grade science class

by potato_in_my_anus November 23, 2015

Flat earth

If you truly belive in this than you will need the following:
59.99--------brain cells
29.99--------common sense booklet
39.99--------logic, for dummies

Flat earth isn't real ;-;

by datpotato.mp4 June 23, 2020

earth suit

Your body.

Take good care of your earth suit, it's the only one you've got.

by The Anderman April 21, 2016

Middle Earth

The overly large space between a girl's breasts.

Dude i tried to titty fuck that girl until i realized i was entering middle earth.

by jugs 25 December 10, 2010

Earth Turds

Earth Turds are more commonly known as potatoes, yams or any other turd-like food which grows underground.

As seen from overground, underground earth turds are the seeds of underground REVOLUTION!

by Booduh December 20, 2006

earth sex

When a desperate man who can't get a girl waits until it's raining out and makes a small hole in the muddy ground and inserts his white helmeted soldier of love into it.

"I had no girlfriend back then, so I went outside and had earth sex."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood June 05, 2006