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noob flood

A period of heightened activity in an online multiplayer game when new players arrive in droves.

During this period, veterans help acclimate the newcomers (by fragging them over and over), while the game hosts deal with the increased server demand (and the coincidental flood of vets complaining about flood-induced lag and outages).

Typically caused by said players acquiring the game for Christmas—often months or years after the game was first released—but also on the rare occasions that a paid game becomes free to play.
Noob flood = easy mode achievements

FFS LEARN TO HEAL MORON!! i'm sick of this noob flood
by unce unce June 28, 2011
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Grangangled Floberknock

The type of person who is just everything that you hate. This person will literally do anything to annoy the absolute crap out of you and this is what you call them.
Person 1: *Does literally anything that annoys you*
Person 2: You're such a grangangled floberknock!
by Effi3 November 14, 2019
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Oisin Flood

Oisin flood is known to be the biggest fridge,bender and sometimes gives hand jobs.He usually goes overing the top.He heats up his milk.#fuckingweirdo
"Oh look that oisin flood looks nice it suits the kitchen"
by Alexstark2005 December 6, 2019
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Shrink flood

(For men) When you sit down to take a shit when you're cold - when your flaccid penis has shrunk to where it no longer hangs down like normal - and the defecation triggers urination which is released in a horizontal, outward stream that goes all over your floor.
Man, I just cleaned my bathroom, and then I had to go take a shit after my heat went out. I should have waited to drink that kombucha, because I had a shrink flood...
by HounmanBT November 7, 2019
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amazon flood

flood of emails you receive on your mailbox at midnight as your friend does his black friday shopping using your prime account
Bro1 : Hey bro, what's up with the online shopping frenzy? I am getting a lot of emails! At midnight!
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?
by liuquil November 15, 2021
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FLUSH FLOOD

Similiar to a flash flood but occurs when the person in the stall next to you is on the shatter and has wiped many times but is arrogant enough to attempt a sitting flush an in turn clogs the toilet causing it to overflow and enter your stall rapidly and without warning.
Yo, did you see Alberto's Timberlands covered in toilet paper and water? I heard he was sitting next to Bob when a FLUSH FLOOD occured around 9 AM.
by SausageLinks October 13, 2022
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the great flood

When you don't masturbate for a few weeks and you blow your load
by DiehlWithIt March 11, 2015
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