Flood Juice

When your giving your woman a good lick, you hit the right spot and the flood gates open up.

When I gave my girlfriend head last night, her flood juice tasted amazing.

by Camobandit October 27, 2020

Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand

Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck

by officedaddy September 20, 2022

Flooding the gates

When a man accidentally ejaculates into a woman and urinates inside of her to flush it out.

1“How was last night man?”
2“Not good, I came in her so I ended up flooding the gates.”
1“Close one.”

by The Clorax December 23, 2020

Youtube Flood

A massive upload of a song/video on Youtube by many users in one day. Most of these users did nothing to help create the content but would like credit for being the first one to show it to you.

OMG skrillex just put a free track out on beatport... here comes the youtube flood.

by xXGhostmanXx March 15, 2012

sex flood

1. (Noun) The puddles of juices left behind after an intense sex session.

2. (Verb) the act of juicing up a mattress to maximum swamp level

Guy1: If you guys are dating, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: So we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. That bed looked like an inside-out water bed.

by BettyYellowSplash April 03, 2024

Sex flood

1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session

2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces

Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.

by BettyYellowSplash April 03, 2024

Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.

Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!

by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022