floodge

to penetrate a female with a male penis and ballsack all at the same time.

My boyfriend wants to floodge me intensly.

by knocker93 January 9, 2011

flojones

To have cojones as big as Flores'.

Dude, you showed major flojones when you told off the boss!

by Kiltlesswonder September 22, 2011

flood pressure

A sudden rise in blood pressure followed by a need to explode in one's pants

She elevates my flood pressure whenever i think of suffocating my face in her boobs ...i'mma stick my head in her tits

by VelvetLovesAFelon May 25, 2012

Floobyier

To be relieved and worried at the same time.

His mother was floobyiered that he was home after so many years, but not 100% there.

by floopyiering man March 19, 2014

floobengloben

The planet we live on

Dude, that's out of this Floobengloben!

by Floobengloben October 7, 2016

Floober

A flat, floating rock that is very mushy

Oooh, look it's a floober!

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

Flood Pirate

During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.

The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.

by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017