Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

Root beer float

When 6 gay guys take turns shitting into a bathtub full of water then proceed to fuck eachother while swimming in it

"I had a good root beer float with the boys last night"

by Marmadue March 31, 2023

Root Beer Float

Giving your friend a glass of root beer with your cum in it

“Hey man Can you had this root beer float to nik, I made it extra creamy for him”

by Tinguzpinguz May 20, 2023

Texas Tape&Float

Running a males head through the first layer of dry wall while riding him during sex. Placing a pillow and not losing momentum while he is knocked unconscious.

I think that Texas Tape&Float left you a mark

by TexasTape&FloatVictim February 6, 2024

New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

let it float in the river

When you let someone or something go which you know will make you cry later but it's the best for you

I liked him for nine years but he had a girlfriend so, I let it float in the river.

by Orangepinks March 27, 2025

Root Beer Float

A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.

Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, and jizz, that's what a motha fuckin root beer float is!

by R Fizzle November 16, 2025