Fighting Marbles

A term, coined by Pinky, to describe the ongoing combat between his two testicles while wearing tight pants.

Also a useful term for situations where tightie-whities are worn.

Don't anger me, my fighting marbles are anticipating combat.

by Tiny Finger March 27, 2013

fighting chair

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"

Dude, Logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!

by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015

fighting hawk

When a man pulls his dick out of another man's ass, violently slams it in his partner's mouth only to have his partner bite down and get lockjaw, causing violent shrieking and fighting.

Running Bear and his partner Dishesz Clenerr did the fighting hawk last night.

by fitinglosers January 28, 2016

fighting the zombies

To be tired but insistent on staying awake. Fighting the (Z)zz's in Zombie.

Riley: You fighting the zombies?
Todd: Yeah man, I'm tired but I'll be straight.

by Ndala May 10, 2016

Fighting organs

A different way of saying to have sex

Man me and this girl were fighting organs all night long

by Wiggle room September 11, 2016

fighxting

You are fighting with your boyfriend or girlfriend but aren't speaking to each other so you argue through text messages while sitting beside each other.

"Him" and "Her" were sitting on opposite ends of the sofa, both texting furiously on their phones.
I asked "Her" who are you texting?
"Him".
But that doesn't make sense. "He" is sitting right there.
Sure it does. We aren't talking to each other. I'm mad at "Him".
That is so ridiculous. That is the first time I saw someone "Fighxting".

by Grbpnrky June 5, 2016

Fighting piece

A womans wig

Boy i told you about messing with my fighting piece

by Mr. Prësident April 26, 2017