Boston Fireman

The act of applying a topical, rubefacient, heat rub (such as Deep Heat or Dencorub), then having sexual intercourse. The cream causes a burning sensation for both parties - when the heat is intolerable, the man urinates in the affected orifice(s) to douse the internal "fire".

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Boston Fireman.

by firefighterrick October 1, 2009

Fireman

Carrying a drunk chick over your shoulder in resemblance to a fireman carrying an incapacitated victim from a fire.

-Did you see christie last night?

-Ya she was so drunk Rob had to fireman her all the way back to her house!

by brohemian bro May 26, 2010

Chinese Fireball

a type of Johnny Cash Ass (burning ring of fire) occurring after consumption of Chinese food.

"hey, you have been in the shitter all day."

"dude, I am suffering from a Chinese fireball since supper last night."

"ahhh, make sure you open a window."

by homerer May 11, 2009

Firebagger

A person nominally of the political left viewed as excessively critical of President Barack Obama, especially if the tendency is to reflexively or obsessively criticize him and seemingly not other political figures. Etymology: Jane Hamsher's popular, left-leaning FireDogLake blog was regarded by Democratic moderates as having gone around the bend in being hypercritical, such as when Hamsher appeared on Fox News to denounce Obama's Health Care Bill, got involved with Neocon zealot Grover Norquist and even reportedly Tea Party activists. Thus, <b>FireDogLake + Teabagger. </b>

"Firebaggers are just pissed because Obama hasn’t invited them into the Whitehouse and/or isn’t the Great Liberal Savior they thought he was going to be (depending on the firebagger doing the bitching)."

NOTE: I tried several links to sources but links are rejected here; the term Firebagger can easily be googled.

by Overreach THIS! May 18, 2010

fireman's dance

Another term for masturbation.

I put in a 20, she lifts the door, and then I do a fireman's dance.

by uiustudent February 17, 2007

happy fireman

A Happy Fireman is a sexual practice that involves a man who holds onto his wiener as if it were an out-of-control fire hose, spraying his come wildly all over his partner as if he were putting out a fire.

Girl 1: Whats that in your hair?
Girl 2: Dont ask. My boyfriend was a Happy Fireman last night.

by EmilyAnne716 July 27, 2008

The Fireman

A sexual act where the male lights his partner on fire with a flame thrower and quickly puts the fire out with his own semen.

I did the fireman with your mom last night. I didn't put the fire out fast enough and she died.

by Mexicrackerjoseph January 27, 2010