maternal figure

something you don't have

You: "I don't have any cash on me right now"
Your friend: "You know what else you don't have? A maternal figure."

by nick‽ May 31, 2024

figuratively speaking

"Figuratively speaking" is a phrase used to clarify that the speaker is not speaking literally but rather using figurative language to make a point or convey a concept.

When someone says "figuratively speaking," they are typically emphasizing that the statement should not be taken literally but rather as a figure of speech or an exaggeration for effect.

Figuratively speaking, I was in a prison I couldn’t escape.

by StimHands June 6, 2024

father figure

1. something bella the wolf lacks
2. a dad

even if bella the wolf had a father figure he would go to get the milk in yoctoseconds

by Xeries August 12, 2024

stick-figure embrace

Refers to da playful "arms held out wide 'n' to da side" gesture dat two super-sociable people beamingly display prior to giving each other a big ol' squeezy.

Offering a small child a stick-figure embrace is often an awesome way to make him feel less bashful and more comfy wif engaging in a "round of lovies" wif you --- often da attention-loving child will just gleefully rush in and snuggle up against you without really thinking too much about it.

by QuacksO February 16, 2023

Figure

Entity from the Roblox game “doors” who appears twice in the game. The first time he appears is in a library at door 50,where you must collect pieces of a code from highlighted books on the various shelves, and work it out with a key that is written on a piece of paper. The second time he is encountered is in the final level of the game, known as door 100. This time, you must collect breakers for a power box which is needed to power an elevator to escape.

Dang, figure is one of the most annoying doors entities.

by amogus mcsusface February 16, 2023

sales figure

The equivalent of box office for cars, AAA video games, and any product other than movies

The sales figure for that new AAA game blew everyone away—it's like the box office numbers for blockbuster movies!

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025

Figure gorkin

A term to define basketball haklers

Wow that man is a total figure gorkin

by Fnafman November 1, 2025