Coping Ferret

One or more humans who stand on the coping of a skatepark. Most common when it’s not their turn to ride.

That scooter kid won’t get off the coping, their such a Coping Ferret.

by Ferret Slayer July 12, 2021

Ferret

An act of deception, for better or for worse, when a friend or colleague in some way, shape, or form does something that they should not be doing, whether by luck or skill.

"I heard Alex didn't study for that test and got an A, then proceeded to fuck a sexy ass pornstar and not bust a nut." God damn that fucking ferret ass.

by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 February 15, 2022

Ferret

SO POGGERs
in serious tho i love them it is so funny when they hide they're toys

My ferret hid his toy

by FERRET MOMMY May 26, 2021

Ferret King

Code name Pope John Paul II used when he killed Saddam Hussein, in the city of Kazimain.

Pope John Paul II: Ferret King is successful, I repeat Ferret King is successful.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*

Travis Scott: gang gang.

by jimmy gibs August 16, 2024

Text Ferret

Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.

OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.

by Korty4040 May 19, 2023

Ferret

A frail and weak young man, who is passed around and raped in prison by hard prisoners, and grows to embrace his effeminate side.

Person 1: Free Tay-K, (Taymor Travon McIntyre) he didn't do nothing wrong.
Person 2: That boys a Ferret for life now, with his busted booty hole, he won't be the same, chill.

by PapaPsych June 8, 2023

ferret-blaster

a ferret blaster is a weapon used back in world war 2 you make one by disecting a ferret stuffing it with gunpowder shotgun shells and c4 bombs this were often effecient but made the ferret population have a fast dicline

tony were getting shot grab the ferret-blaster

by CYEBUBJEKJKJDKCNO June 22, 2023