Feathers in my nose

When your allergies get real bad and the inside of your nose is tickling.

“Ah, dude. My allergies are so bad, I have feathers in my nose!”

by Cacaree July 18, 2023

porg and feather

Also called porge and feathering this punishment is reserved for those geeks who, knowingly or not, dropped a spoiler or caused mass casualties in a community. Proper technique includes using DeadPool juice for an adhesive but raccoon sperm could also be used in a pinch. Porge feathers are extracted using only the force and a paper shredder which also helps control their population.

Yo! Did you hear theirs a porge and feathering going on outside the theater? I guess some dousche nozzel is walking around playing Last Christmas and saying something about Luke at the end of episode 8. Grab a raccoon and funnel let’s get down there!!!
I’d say we porg and feather that little bastard for replacing the Lora Croft look a likes with those fat girls trying to strip at the company picnic

by Porgthis December 23, 2017

Feather Ears

Feather ears is when feathers start coming out of ears, the feathers cause ringing and pain in the ears. If left untreated the victim will become deaf and in extreme cases die. This happens when the victim knows they are in a bad relationship but still are in the relationship, the more they listen to their partner the more feathers will come out.

“Did you know? Dallas is deaf because his boyfriend was abusive.”
“He got feather ears from that.”

by BatTriekxx May 30, 2022

Feather chaser

Someone who’s non-Native American that fucks a Native American

John Doe is Irish, and he’s a feather chaser because fucking Jane Runswithtrouble who’s southeastern Arapaho.

by WhirlwindSoldier605 October 05, 2020

fish-feather

Fish-feather is code for scale, as in a scale used to weigh goods and or precious stones.

Hey Tom you got a fish-feather? What's a fish-feather? A fish doesn't have feathers Tom, what does it have? Ohh scales

by Trickglock April 26, 2019

Goat feather

To have sex with a goat while wearing a feather headdress.

I got caught goat feathering the neighbors pet.

by Goat feather June 23, 2021

Steel Feather

A person, weapon or vehicle that has incredibly high defense/life/resistance but incredibly low offensive power

By focusing on my health and becoming a steel feather nothing can beat me, unfortunately I don’t have the strength to do anything more than chip damage.

by Forgotten Force July 27, 2021