basketball facial

The act of making a basketball shot with a defender right in front of you

Did you see that Ron?! That defender just got a basketball facial

by CurtHolls March 8, 2015

facial

When the icky-stuff gets on your face.

My innocent friend had no idea what a facial was until I explained to her it was getting the icky-stuff on your face.

by suite claremont March 31, 2009

Moted Facial

Ellaboration on moted by adding facial to the end. Usually done to someone after they are put down or embarass themselves; one emphasizes them being "moted" by adding "facial". This is accompanied by a claw shaped hand running down the heckler's face. Commonly used by Bay Areas brats in the 80's.

Boy 1: Whoa! That Burke's bitch is hot!
Boy 2: Shit dumbass! That bitch's got a dick! I think he goes to Town! I guess you're a fag!
Boy 1: Oh, uh...
Boy 2: Moted facial! Faccccceeee!!!

by R Morris August 31, 2006

Dutch Facial

The act of placing one's gaseous rectum directly in front of another's face and releasing the toxicity of that afternoon's meal.

Tom gave Ray a Dutch Facial and nearly singed his eyebrows off.

by Tommy the Dutchman October 23, 2008

facially challenged

really unattractive or ugly. its a nicer way of saying you will never be pretty.

"shes not very attractive"
"yeah i know she's facially challenged"

by celina88 November 5, 2009

New Orleans Facial

A deviant sexual technique involving a male and a female.

The male cums on the female's neck so that a pearl necklace is achieved, mimicking a set of Mardi Gras beads. Next, the male vomits on the females face.

Ingest Hurricanes prior to performance of the technique for more New Orleans flavor!

That girl is beyond a freak! She wanted me to give her the ol' New Orleans Facial! Now, I've gotta change my sheets, but it was the best sex of my life!

by Visionary of Sexual Deviance January 2, 2010

Niagra Facial

When a man draps his penis over a woman's nose vertically with his testes in both of her eye sockets and oozes his seaman into her mouth.

Jimmy gave his girlfriend a Niagra Facial on there second date.

by MTG nut January 12, 2008