Yogurt Facial

The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.

Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!

by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013

Tropical facial

Blow your load on a woman's face then throw sand in it

Heidi and Kyle when to Jamaica and Kyle gave her a tropical facial

by Chamber Pot March 14, 2019

Colon Facial

The term for when a grown man excessively kowtows to a superior grown man.

It looks like he is in the bosses office again for his daily colon facial.

by Chunky Party Pants November 12, 2010

facial cumshot

A great ending in a porn video!

"Dude did you see that new video with Madison Ivy ? There was a facial cumshot at the end!

by Alwaysusevpn May 15, 2016

Mexican Facial

A challenging drink made from a spoonful of Mayonnaise dropped into a shot glass of Tequila.

Often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (Hence the name)

Most of that Mexican Facial I ordered ended up on Sophi's cheek.

Who drinks this stuff?

by Dr. Johnson October 14, 2008

Facial Genocide

A sperm demonstration on a willingful (hopefully) victim. Many dead, no survivor, except the two interested protagonists.

A Facial Genocide would be most welcomed tonight, dear. Please proceed.

by BrillantJoel July 1, 2008

Facially Challenged

Ugly. Can also mean non-photogenic.

I know that's a bad picture of me. They're all bad - I'm facially challenged.

by Mummanummamah April 8, 2010