The unpleasant action of face meeting concrete, typically in a brawl or fight between people. The aftermath is not quite as rewarding as a regular facial but warms the soul anyways.
by Hot n' Ready September 26, 2018
A low bubbling throat burp that escapes on accident forcing your lips to momentarily motorboat, very similar to the lower lips during a queef.
Um..wasn't quite sure if you were burping, about to barf, or playing with the sailboat in the bathtub. If it Looks like a facial queef , and smells like a facial queef then it must be a facial queef!
by Very Vanecessary November 30, 2015
Where I guy cums on a girls face and the load runs down her face and she smears it in to make a clown mask out of semen
by A hoe that's good at blowing. August 28, 2015
A great ending in a porn video!
by Alwaysusevpn May 15, 2016
A challenging drink made from a spoonful of Mayonnaise dropped into a shot glass of Tequila.
Often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (Hence the name)
Often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (Hence the name)
by Dr. Johnson August 23, 2008
A sperm demonstration on a willingful (hopefully) victim. Many dead, no survivor, except the two interested protagonists.
by BrillantJoel July 11, 2008
by Mummanummamah April 08, 2010