Tropical facial

Blow your load on a woman's face then throw sand in it

Heidi and Kyle when to Jamaica and Kyle gave her a tropical facial

by Chamber Pot March 14, 2019

Marrakesh facial

It's a procedure that is usually performed by a thick women in their mid forties (who are colloquially called Patronas), where they get so sexually excited to the point of hovering in the air, thus dripping pussy juice all over their partners' faces.
The Marrakesh facial is commonly associated with a glamorous glowing face.

John: It's like you don't age, Jane. What's your secret?
Jane: I let a woman give me a Marrakesh facial, twice a week, for rejuvenation effects.

by Facialist2022 November 11, 2022

Colon Facial

The term for when a grown man excessively kowtows to a superior grown man.

It looks like he is in the bosses office again for his daily colon facial.

by Chunky Party Pants November 12, 2010

facial cumshot

A great ending in a porn video!

"Dude did you see that new video with Madison Ivy ? There was a facial cumshot at the end!

by Alwaysusevpn May 15, 2016

Mexican Facial

A challenging drink made from a spoonful of Mayonnaise dropped into a shot glass of Tequila.

Often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (Hence the name)

Most of that Mexican Facial I ordered ended up on Sophi's cheek.

Who drinks this stuff?

by Dr. Johnson October 14, 2008

mexican facial

when recieving a blumpkin (look up if unknown), the finished turd splashes into the toilet bowl. Hence splashing on the Blumpkin givers face

Mary was giving me a blumpkin and i had lots of bread to eat so i gave her a mexican facial. it was like a tsunami coming up that bowl

by bobbypdx January 8, 2012

Facially Challenged

Ugly. Can also mean non-photogenic.

I know that's a bad picture of me. They're all bad - I'm facially challenged.

by Mummanummamah April 8, 2010