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Fuck Me Hoops

Those big-ass hoop earring that skanky women wear. They are the second most common tell-tale sign that a woman is an easy fuck, right behind the tramp stamp.
Johnny wasted no time getting laid after his 6 month prison sentence. He walked up to the girl wearing the fuck me hoops, and bought her a PBR. The rest is His Story.
by Joe Caver April 28, 2009
mugGet the Fuck Me Hoopsmug.

fuck me dirty

when you are being fucked in a dirty situation, and or the person you are doing it with is a fucking pig
being jammed in the ass in mud, or in a public bathroom.
"Fuck me dirty dack janiel's"
by HOT CUPPA JOE November 27, 2016
mugGet the fuck me dirtymug.

michael fuck me

Something that you hear being yelled at a 5sos concert
Random fangirl: "Michael fuck me"
You: "ok we get it"
by Halum_hood_21 May 17, 2015
mugGet the michael fuck memug.

Fuck Everyone but Me

Phrase meant to convey an extreme level of self centeredness

Usually in a survival of the fittest type scenario.

Can be used as a synonym for "Every Man for Himself".

Also used to convey complete selfishness and utter disregard for the welfare of ones fellowman.

Ideology of the Republican Party.

Can be abbreviated to FEBM for brevity's sake when posting online.
Guy 1: "Hey man, our ship just hit an iceberg and now we're sinking. Theres not enough lifeboats for everyone aboard the ship."

Guy 2: (While pushing Guy 1 out of his way)

" FUCK EVERYONE BUT ME!!!!!!!!!!"
by SKINET X-500 August 27, 2009
mugGet the Fuck Everyone but Memug.

Fuck Me Raw

As if to say "Oh, my god!"
by Christine January 14, 2005
mugGet the Fuck Me Rawmug.

fuck me daddy

A chicken who is streaming to a NIGGAS to fuck her!
NUDE GIRL: FUCK ME DADDY! FUCK ME!
NIGGA:YES MOM
by Miketes January 24, 2018
mugGet the fuck me daddymug.

Fuck me sideways

Another quote from Blade Trinity by Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds)
by mhcrose August 27, 2006
mugGet the Fuck me sidewaysmug.

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