Penis Eyes

The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target approaches.

Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!

by Lulu Thompson January 3, 2008

Democrat Eyes

Large crazed eyes caused by the mental illness of leftists losing their shit.

When Lucy the leftest was offended, her Democrat eyes took hold of her entire being.

by Jake The Heartache November 5, 2020

going ey

Adverb. In addition the aforementioned definition, "Going EY" is synonymous to "super hermit mode" where an individual attempts to isolate from social interaction in an attempt to work or study at over 200% for long periods of time.

D: "I haven't seen M in awhile, where is he?"
J: "M is at home going EY because has 5 exams in 7 days"

by Shank Pants March 25, 2008

Eye contact

1. Ultimate source of awkwardness
2.way to fall in love

1.I just made eye contact with a random guy....it was so awkward

2. Me and my bf just made eye contact

by Urban dictionary kid February 1, 2020

Pigeon eyeing

When your checking out somone discreetly and glance from the far corner of your eye. Like a pigeon

Mate there was so much talent at the pub last night. I was pigeon eyeing all night

by Qlgib April 19, 2019

Library eyes

A person that you would not typically find attractive appears to be inside the library (or any other study area), for example at a university, simply by contrast to the dullness of the content of the books or notes you are reading. On leaving and seeing the world once more in its true and full splendour, you find yourself miraculously 'sober' once more!

You see someone you regard as a '6' walks into the library - three hours and one essay later your library eyes have descended upon you, and seeing them again, they are miraculously a '9'!

by libraryeyes June 2, 2010

Desperate eyes

When even the most repulsive people appear attractive due to an extended period of loneliness.

Jessica: "The things I would do to that guy with the ponytail."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."

by Jmarev June 9, 2013