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Extreme Brother Blackoutfest 

A party of mainly male friends and acquaintances that typically begins around 5pm and continues until the morning hours of the following day. A true Extreme Brother Blackout Fest includes, Bush Lite beer, shots of liquor, gun-shots of liquor, shot combo's, shotgunning beers, beer bongs, beer chugs, monster chugs , Brother chants, brother high fives, de-icing, barfing, and peeing the bed. Atleast 20 muted TV's with multiple sports playing, loud music ranging from early 2000's rap to current techno. At least 50 fists pumps. Lost keys, Lost coats, lost phones, lost shirts, A stretch party bus, girls (NO Girlfriends), handshake hugs and ians pizza.
Church is super boring, I'd rather be at an EXTREME BROThER BLACKOUTFEST.
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Extreme Pooping 

The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."
Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.

Her: What is that?

Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!

Extreme Hobnobbing 

Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnob™ biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.
We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!

Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing

I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!
Extreme Hobnobbing by Drizlepops December 5, 2018

Extreme Beauty 

his name is now restricted to two or three dwarf branching Brazilian epiphytal plants of extreme beauty, which agree with Phyllocactus in having the branches dilated into the form of fleshy leaves, but differ in having them divided into short truncate leaf-like portions, which are articulated, that is to say, provided with a joint by which they separate spontaneously; the margins are crenate or dentate, and the flowers, which are large and showy, magenta or crimson, appear at the apex of the terminal joints.
Extreme Beauty by Aakagami January 4, 2020

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Perfectly describes the lesbian three-some I saw in the closet at school yesterday.

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Bob: Bro... did you know that Jack and Claire are having sex in the nurse's office!
James: yoo I knew they were like that but I didn't think they would do such a thing!
Rick: WIAT JACK AND CLAIRE ARE EXTREME BANGING PUSSY LICKING DICK SUCKING 69 USERS??!?!!?

Extreme Unction

An alcoholic beverage consisting of large amounts of Absinthe mixed with red gaterode or substitute red liquid. So named for the possibility of needing extreme unction after drinking these tasty concoction.
Dude, did you pass out last night after drinking that extreme unction?

extreme missionary

A sexual act similar to the missionary position, but instead of the normal climax, the dominant partner twists the submissive's neck a full 180 degrees, When he/she has finished.
dude did you see tru blood, he totally did the extreme missionary!