Evan

(noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.

Evan Kaps loves to play and spend money on clash of clans.

by wetrice January 01, 2020

Evan

The coolest guy on earth.

He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.

"Evan has to be the best guy"

by EvanIsVeryHot June 02, 2018

Evan

A simp who can't get any pussy whatsoever

"Look at Evan trying to pick up that girl"
"What a fuckin' simp"

by Simp_Lord March 03, 2020

Evan

The ugly smelly guy who sits in the corner of a gym to watch men most likely a Mexican

See that guy I bet his name is Evan creepy fuck

by Dirty boy 6161 June 21, 2019

Evan

Basically God.

Someone: "Hi Evan"
Someone else: "You cant talk to him hes got wayyyyy to much clout"

by EASHGANNG May 29, 2019

Evan

An asshole, looks ugly, never serious, never finishes his homework, lies a lot

Evan is an asshole

by Sperix___ November 10, 2021

an evan

a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.

just use 'an evan' as an insult basically

by guy#3 November 01, 2023