Ethan

The Guy That is getting demoted

Ethan Is Demoted Again HAHAHAHAHA

by Ethan The Demoted November 8, 2020

Ethan

HOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ethan is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Johnny Tess November 2, 2020

Ethan

The best person in the world, absolutely a beast, need to have one in your life.

God: I choose you Ethan, to be my heir.

by Your mums friend April 30, 2019

Ethan

A very cute, loving caring person with a kind heart. He is fit and often comes with a six pack. Hold on to him

Ethan you are so cute

by hghuuhnfi February 6, 2023

Ethan

A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Chris. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.

Did you see Ethan?

Fuck he's a stud.

Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.

by BloopBloopDoopadeDoop November 13, 2020

Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

by True whale god January 31, 2020

ethanned

Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.

Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!

Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.

by the dangerous man March 20, 2016