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Engineer shot

1) Take a shot of tequila

2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt the lime in your eye

4) Get slapped in the face
Took an engineer shot to be a real engineer
by Realengineer May 19, 2019
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Engin Miskunn

Means "No mercy". Often uttered by a screaming meth-head as they squish your ballsack with a big hammer.
Person: I'm tired, it couldn't hurt to have a lie down
Jorm: ENGIN MISKUNN
by Rectal Smegma July 10, 2020
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penis engineering

The field of engineering that focuses on the development of larger and curvier schlongs.
Joel: What field are you looking to go into Lexi?

Lexi: I was looking into penis engineering but it's quite the load and I don't think I can handle it
by buttholelover69 February 11, 2014
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Engine Swap

To pull a internal combustion engine from its original vehicle and put another in its place.
Pulling a V6 from a sports car and putting a V8 in it instead, would be considered a engine swap
by 3.4Lto5.7LSwapCamaro December 10, 2012
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Zulu Engineering

Similar to Afro Engineering in sophistication, but worlds apart from common Ni**er Rigging, when it comes to an expectidly temporary, semi-spontaneous solution to a relatively complex mechanical problem.
WFT! The goddam drive shaft bearing just failed and he fixed it with bread twisters, band aids and KY Jelly!
Yup. That ain't just everyday Ni**er Rigging. What you've got there is some genuine Zulu Engineering.

Nevertheless, I hope we're close to home. Sumpin' smells funny.
by YAWA May 13, 2021
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Goose Engine

Whooo-eee it sure is hot out here Joan. I gotta get up and air out the ol' goose engine.

This goose engine hasn't taken flight in some time now.
by Melawesomeous July 16, 2016
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Sidewalk Engineer

Sidewalk engineer
A pedestrian who stops and observes any large construction project out of curiosity, or entertainment. In New York City, some large construction projects even have openings or windows in the protective wooden fences to allow people to watch.
Philip always stops at construction sites to learn what is going on due to his curiosity. He's a real sidewalk engineer.
by Morganthedog September 21, 2019
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