1) Take a shot of tequila
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt the lime in your eye
4) Get slapped in the face
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt the lime in your eye
4) Get slapped in the face
by Realengineer May 19, 2019
Get the Engineer shotmug. Means "No mercy". Often uttered by a screaming meth-head as they squish your ballsack with a big hammer.
by Rectal Smegma July 10, 2020
Get the Engin Miskunnmug. Joel: What field are you looking to go into Lexi?
Lexi: I was looking into penis engineering but it's quite the load and I don't think I can handle it
Lexi: I was looking into penis engineering but it's quite the load and I don't think I can handle it
by buttholelover69 February 11, 2014
Get the penis engineeringmug. by 3.4Lto5.7LSwapCamaro December 10, 2012
Get the Engine Swapmug. Similar to Afro Engineering in sophistication, but worlds apart from common Ni**er Rigging, when it comes to an expectidly temporary, semi-spontaneous solution to a relatively complex mechanical problem.
WFT! The goddam drive shaft bearing just failed and he fixed it with bread twisters, band aids and KY Jelly!
Yup. That ain't just everyday Ni**er Rigging. What you've got there is some genuine Zulu Engineering.
Nevertheless, I hope we're close to home. Sumpin' smells funny.
Yup. That ain't just everyday Ni**er Rigging. What you've got there is some genuine Zulu Engineering.
Nevertheless, I hope we're close to home. Sumpin' smells funny.
by YAWA May 13, 2021
Get the Zulu Engineeringmug. Whooo-eee it sure is hot out here Joan. I gotta get up and air out the ol' goose engine.
This goose engine hasn't taken flight in some time now.
This goose engine hasn't taken flight in some time now.
by Melawesomeous July 16, 2016
Get the Goose Enginemug. Sidewalk engineer
A pedestrian who stops and observes any large construction project out of curiosity, or entertainment. In New York City, some large construction projects even have openings or windows in the protective wooden fences to allow people to watch.
A pedestrian who stops and observes any large construction project out of curiosity, or entertainment. In New York City, some large construction projects even have openings or windows in the protective wooden fences to allow people to watch.
Philip always stops at construction sites to learn what is going on due to his curiosity. He's a real sidewalk engineer.
by Morganthedog September 21, 2019
Get the Sidewalk Engineermug.