One-Eyed Carlos

A One-Eyed Carlos is when you’re lying face-down, getting a massage, and the masseuse squats down and takes a hefty green poop on your back.

“I was over at the massage parlor and the masseuse totally gave my mom a One-Eyed Carlos.”

by JillianBakeree July 06, 2018

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one eyed parrot

putting your wang on ones shoulder

while she was using the computer, I came up behind and gave her the one eyed parrot.

by Wanker Willy July 04, 2006

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One-eyed nobber

A one-eyed nobber is someone who is a complete doofus and has usually done something stupid.

As if you just walked into that wall you one-eyed nobber!

by Soapster321 June 06, 2021

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misty-eyed

missti-eyed

That chick you thought was such an angel . Lil Miss Congenality
Till you catch her with your man.

A person who isn't what they seem. A blood sucker flea.
A conjured spell of a demon in the flesh.

John was caught misty-eyed when he looked at me.

Are you misty-eyed balling me?

by LeiairaRaine June 21, 2020

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sleepy eyed jackson

When someone is asleep and another male whacks off and blows his load in the sleeping victims closed eyes. When victim wakes up he has a crusty substance in his eyes.

Dude, I think your dad gave me the sleepy eyed jackson last night.

by Jeff "Sloppy Joe" Lundquist December 30, 2003

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