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European Standoff

Occurs when two men are at adjacent urinals and neither can start peeing due to the combination of nerves, silence, and overall awkwardness.

Derived from the old joke, best read aloud: If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom? ... European! (You're a' peein')

See also pee shy and urinal anxiety.
Man 1: Wow, you were in there for a long time? Were you taking a dump?

Man 2: No, I got caught in a European Standoff. I had to wait until the other guy gave up and left to start peeing.
by Rotcerid May 15, 2016
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European Gangbang

When the Germans unite with the Russians and fuck the shit out of Poland.

Also used when you get gangbanged in Europe by two strangers.
"Hey man, my daughter just got kidnapped.
She's probably getting European Gangbanged"
by j suus January 10, 2017
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european mount

Lucy: "Can you believe my husband? He just went hunting and now he wants a European mount."

Amanda: "Oh dear...well you better have a light meal and run to the store for some lube."
by Davi-Anne Erabeth September 30, 2017
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European Royalty

tyrants of German descent born from incest
Queen Elizabeth II is a member of the European royal family. Her husband, Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark, Duke of Edinburgh, is her father's second cousin through Christain IX of Demark. That is the European Royalty
by Anoymous_u April 2, 2019
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European

1. someone whos ancestors who come from the continent of Europe and are the native population of Europe ,

2.Europeans are are most culturally rich peoples in the word with hundreds of different native cultures and languages and native religions
3. originate from the great steppe in Ukraine instead of Africa
1.he is half Irish half Ukrainian therefore he is European
im proud of my European heritage
lots of people speak a European language
by bearina14 January 15, 2021
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Council for European Studies

Founded in 1970, the Council for European Studies is the leading American professional association for the study of Europe in the social sciences and humanities. The Council's overarching aim is to promote interdisciplinary research and study, and welcomes members across academic disciplines and beyond. Its 1,200 individual members come from the United States, Canada, twenty-four countries in Europe and some fifteen countries across the globe, and its 115 institutional members comprise a network of universities and colleges throughout North America. In light of momentous changes in Europe at the end of the twentieth century, the Council has undertaken many initiatives to act as a leader in encouraging research and interdisciplinary debate. The Council is hosted at Columbia University at the Institute for the Study of Europe and the Harriman Institute.
The Council for European Studies holds CouncilFest every year.
by hartk July 12, 2005
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European Lap Dance

The act of a woman wearing underwear rubbing up on a man who is naked. The woman moves her pelvic area back and forth while sitting on the man.
That girl was rubbing up on me like a European Lap Dance.

When she slid up and down against me it felt like a European Lap Dance.
by acerrr July 8, 2010
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