salty easter sausage

slang name given to the hard cock

eg would you like to suck my salty easter sausage

by mango 1 May 4, 2006

B-easter

When your birthday falls on Easter Sunday

"Happy B-easter!"

"Thanks man! I got chocolate eggs and presents- great huh?!"

by Baaaabes April 14, 2009

Rusty Easter

When somebody shits in your Easter basket.

Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."

by Woodstock shit storm June 18, 2013

Double Easter

When you stick a Peep in her front and a Cadbury egg in her back.

I gave her a Double Easter for Good Friday

by Beerwench February 5, 2017

Drew Easter

A type of guy that you always want but can never have. He has beautiful blue eyes and a perfect nose and the most kissable lips you’ve ever seen. He's the perfect guy and the only guy who’s real with you. He’s so nice to you and cares about you but you’ll just never be more than an outlet for him. You really like him and you want a future with him but he only sees you as a friend and nothing more.

I really like him but he’s a Drew Easter, it will never happen.

by Justagirlwithopinionsonpeople January 18, 2024

mexican easter bunny

the act of shitting in a Easter chocolate mold and giving it to someone

im gonna make a mexican easter bunny

by mexican easter bunny February 24, 2024

Black Easter

Black Easter is a Holiday founded by Irving Aguilera after the passing of his Black Havana Rabbit. The Holiday starts from March 15 to March 31st The Holiday consist of remembering and honoring Irving’s rabbit “Blas Aguilera” with the Rabbit representing Fertility & Life. And March 15th representing the demise of the Rabbit. People who celebrate the Holiday should be expected to wear Black for 16 days. And after the 16th, the individual is set to wear White until the resurrection of Jesus.

I’m wearing Black in March. I’m celebrating Black Easter.

by Knitty March 18, 2024