one eyed snake

Poisonus snake that when aroused spits out a venumous white fluid.

He has a dangerous one eyed snake

by Kiss my ass May 09, 2003

one eyed parrot

putting your wang on ones shoulder

while she was using the computer, I came up behind and gave her the one eyed parrot.

by Wanker Willy July 04, 2006

One-eyed nobber

A one-eyed nobber is someone who is a complete doofus and has usually done something stupid.

As if you just walked into that wall you one-eyed nobber!

by Soapster321 June 06, 2021

One-Eyed Carlos

A One-Eyed Carlos is when you’re lying face-down, getting a massage, and the masseuse squats down and takes a hefty green poop on your back.

“I was over at the massage parlor and the masseuse totally gave my mom a One-Eyed Carlos.”

by JillianBakeree July 06, 2018

sleepy eyed jackson

When someone is asleep and another male whacks off and blows his load in the sleeping victims closed eyes. When victim wakes up he has a crusty substance in his eyes.

Dude, I think your dad gave me the sleepy eyed jackson last night.

by Jeff "Sloppy Joe" Lundquist December 30, 2003

Black Eyed Peas

The backside of a very unhygienic person.

Pull your pants back up! Your black eyed peas are making me sick.

by Martinie June 02, 2004

one-eyed willy

A mans penis.

"He pulled out his one-eyed willy and used it on his girlfriend."

by the boss-86001 December 18, 2016