Donger

A donger is the penis of any mammal. It doesn't have to be a particular size, or shape. It just has to be a penis.

Because of this vagueness, when the word is used in conversation, it's usually accompanied by one or more adjective(s) which serve to illustrate which particular donger is being referred to.

1:
Sally: That Kevin is a wimp, y'know
Tracy: Yeah. He can be. But his huge donger makes up for that.

2:
Aussie 1: Jeez, 130 degrees is a bit warm. I'm going down the pub to get a beer.
Aussie 2: I'll join you, mate. I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger.

by Ocker McOcker January 18, 2014

coffin dodgers

Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!

Let me on the bus first young man !
You may have been at the front of the queue but I'm old !

by Bod June 9, 2004

Dozer

A homosexual; Faggot; One who partakes in homosexual activities with other men.
A queer.

Craving cocks in the ass is straight up Dozer.

by Dozer March 13, 2003

Dozer

an idiot or someone whos always sleepy

that dozers always half asleep or did you see what that dozer just done!

by Dannyboyo September 30, 2006

coffin dodger

One of the many chav words meaning 'Old Person'

Oi check out dat coffin dodger ova der lets go mug im

by Thomas Fathers April 14, 2006

dozer crew

1. The most powerfull force of operators ever witnissed on earth.

2. The worlds finest example of what team work can accomplish.

For Dozer Crew, the hard will be completed before lunch, the impossible before 1600!

by operating seabee May 4, 2009

Dodger Clip

To be dodger clipped
To have been grazed by a dildo thrown in your direction.
To dodger clip
To throw a dildo with the intent of hitting someone.

Example 1. I will dodger clip you in the face if you say that again.
Example 2. Ethan got dodger clipped by his crazy ex.

by Dodger clipper August 14, 2012