Doritos

MLG SHIT, THAT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN

Achmed = Hey Dude How Do I Get MLG

Niel = HERE DUDE EAT SOME DORITOS!

by Lumboc May 7, 2018

pink dorito

Someone who is sunburnt or crusty as hell. Could also be someone who is always heated (mad).

Get outta here with yo pink dorito looking ass.

by lookingass92 April 12, 2017

doritoes

Brittish people saying doritos

Ayy-up mate got some doritoes?
It's doritos, innit?

by emgh July 14, 2018

dorito anatomy

The state and study of biological attributes in a dorito.

"Daddy, where do doritos come from?"
"Well son, that's dorito anatomy. When a mommy dorito and a daddy dorito love each other very much..."

by Edward Rays March 9, 2021

vertical dorito

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.

Also probably a really painful way to die.

A short way to say a painful suicide

" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."

by Meshitero January 2, 2023

Lady Doritos

When your lady gets a little crusty, aka cool ranch crotch

Went down on my girlfriend but wish I hadn't. She had lady Doritos.

by EnglishSandwhich May 5, 2018

Dorito

A chip/nacho that comes in various flavours, it comes most commonly in a triangular shape, but sometimes it can fold or break.

Davie: Yo pass me the doritos
Kayla: What kind? Cheesy or Roulette?

by nbc news, your local fake news August 12, 2018