Doing a Coulson

When one leaves a formal debate to vomit outside. This is usually after a big night out. After the sneaky vom, the person will generally return to present their case.

"Dude, why did Josh leave the debate?"

"Haha, he's out there 'Doing a Coulson'".

by SneakyVom December 15, 2011

doing an Emily

to do an Emily is to go out on a night drinking and pull a random bloke, take him home/go back to his and sleep with him then kick him out early the next morning/sneak off early the next morning and have no idea of his name or much else about him.

Girl 1: Hey so i hear you got were caught doing an Emily last night?! Haha!!
Girl 2: Yea we were getting in the taxi back to his and I saw your brother, way too drunk...do not remember his name! woops! snuck out early this morning and got a taxi home!

by doinanemily123 January 24, 2013

Doing a Shoma

Expecting the other party to do what you are supposed to, because you think you *are* the better person.

- Could you move your chair please? So I could pass.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.

by The friend of Shoma June 26, 2021

Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

lunar docking

When a man or woman shits in a vagina.

Shelly had a lunar docking last night. That shit was fucked up.

by Big CB December 9, 2008

pollo domingo

An inexplicable and almost singular craving for Chik-Fil-A on a Sunday afternoon, the one day a week Chik-Fil-A is closed; an ironic Sunday afternoon craving for Chik-Fil-A that is closely related to its unobtainability.

Michael was struck by a sudden fit of pollo domingo Sunday afternoon only to discover after pulling into the parking lot that the Chik-Fil-A was closed.

by mjflanagan February 3, 2010

Cyber Docking

While Skyping, rubbing one's cock against the computer screen while your partner also does the same. Must be done to completion to count as true Cyber Docking.

Yo bro, I just engaged in cyber docking with my homey in London. Now my monitor is a mess.

by Dr. Awesome23 April 12, 2011