doin' it faux natural

to masturbate

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.

by Poetjester September 24, 2016

How YOU Doin’

The inly way to ever pick up a girl. Has a 99% sucess rate (failed only once). The inly pick up line you’ll ever need.

Guy: How YOU doin’
Girl: *Blushes*

by Ahidhejshe January 19, 2024

Hey whatchu doin there huh

It’s a delightful Saturday morning in Seattle, and you and your cousins decide to take a stroll down the street. One of you accidentally steps onto someone’s lawn, and suddenly, a man (looking like a guy from duck dynasty) creeps out of the doorway and barks, “Hey whatchu doin there huh!” Instinctively, you and your cousins run as fast as possible, as if the guy was about to come out and get them.

“Hey dad, I was playing football on the streets outside with my cousins and accidentally ran onto somebody’s lawn. Some guy came out of the house and yelled “Hey whatchu doin there huh!” and we all ran back to the house”

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 17, 2025

Doin' the Bump

In what might be called a much earlier form of "twerking" (see Urban Dictionary for definition), the more versatile "bump", an extremely popular dance craze of the early 1970's, involved repeated and often continuous partner-to-partner hip contact of several specific varieties: rear to rear, side to side, front to rear (as in the aforementioned twerking), and last but not least. the mutual frontal option consisting of the thrusting of the partners' groin areas against each other in what can perhaps only be described as a sort of "dancing dry hump".

Man, can you believe it; I was doin' the Bump so good with this super hot chick at the party last night that I had to say to her "If we keep this up I won't be able to do anything else later!"

by backinbowl August 30, 2013

how u doin honey

a way of saying, what are you doing or how someones day is going to your girlfriend

jack: ayo, how u doin honey
girlfriend: is good

by dab and stab January 9, 2017

Doin a Stru

Sending your friends a snapchat of you sitting on the toilet, usually with a cup of coffee in hand, followed by a seductive wink. You may or may not be accompanied by your infant niece or nephew.

"Hey, did you see Simon's snap story? He was Doin a Stru"

by SocialCueWho September 14, 2021

doin bwaaa

greeting of eshays

doin bwaaa dem kicks look fresh bwaa, they'd look better on me bwaaa

by bigswangin September 7, 2020