douche-tard

One who possesses the dual qualities of a douche and a retard.

you are a douche-tard

by Tetherball May 7, 2009

douche-balloon

Someone who is so inflated with their doucheness that they walk around with a false sense of importance.

what a douche-balloon!!

by insultURface September 16, 2010

douche point

When taking a picture with someone, the act of pointing to the person with whom you're standing as if to claim said person as your bro.

I can't believe my brother did the "douche point" when we met insert celebrity of choice.

by BNLgrl July 27, 2016

douche cock

1.someone who is a complete asshole
2.a person who no1 likes

person 1: my teacher kicked me out of class again
person 2: yea hes a total douche cock

by schoetyme May 12, 2008

douchearoo

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.

Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo

by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008

douche bazooka

a person that just annoys the hell out of you with everything that they say

Man Kristian Latta is a douche bazooka.

by DonnyWangzilla October 28, 2009

Jersey Shore Douche Bag

One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"

The sitiuation from jersey shore is a jersey shore douche bag

by thats right mofo March 19, 2011