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Hoe Disease

Hoe disease is when a person has multiple friends of the gender/genders they are attracted to. The brain will pick one of the friends and decided with no warning to develop a crush for them. Depending on the case some people might tell the person other won’t. Almost everyone has experienced this. This is completely normal and nothing to be ashamed of.
Me: I like you
Them: why?
Me: I’ve caught a case of hoe disease
Them: cool
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diseased up

1) person having multiple diseases, i.e. aids, herpes, genital warts, etc. etc. all rolled into one
2) person having one or more uncurable diseases
3) what a professional prostitute is in her later years
"Aww man, dude, don't go out with that girl! Dude she's all diseased up! You'll get something Ajax can't wash off!"
by digawid July 4, 2008
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Diseased Fatass

a gluttonous, egotistical, insecure slob who eats an uncontrollable amount of food and claims to be an athlete. these sports acclaimed to be his/her calling may be soccer, basketball, or lacrosse. One might even overdress for certain occasions because of its insecurities. A Diseased Fatass is often prude and lazy. They even act black and hate on everyone else around them.
YOU TOOK MY SANDWICH!!!!!! YOU DISEASED FATASS!!!!!!!!
by Jerome Xtra November 21, 2011
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T disease

The disease that you correct people's grammar and spelling on purpose to annoy them.
don't come at me with T disease, that's so annoying.
by Not Professor Xavier March 13, 2019
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michael disease

it means to be ass at aiming and completely braindead
by zsia December 24, 2021
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Shaver's Disease

A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.
"What's up with that guy screaming in the corner?"
"Oh he has stage five Shaver's Disease"
by Harsh Static October 8, 2018
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beaker disease

Disease pertaining to the importance of the self. Much like the Muppets character 'Beaker' who repeatedly screams "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME", those who suffer from this overbearing selfishness('beaker disease')are similarly self obsessed and generally unaware of their own symptoms. Discovered by the original 'Bear' who first noticed the condition prevalent in several female members of his clan.

Female subjects are often to be found over relying on their elders and various family members despite the fact that there is no possibility the same gestures of kindness will ever be shown in return.
We have had enough of '*****'she has a severe case of beaker disease
by hannah parker March 28, 2008
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