dicking

screwing around wasting time

sorry i was dicking off.

by bandana darren February 3, 2020

a not dick

The abscence of a penis or lack of a nice penis/penis at all

Jim: "Guess what you have that I don't?"

Carl: "A Not Dick."

Jim: "Not cool man, not cool."

by I am a lonely cupboard December 20, 2016

Dick

Alternative currency used by mountain-dwellers in Colorado. Usually equal to $40 USD.

Jason: Hey man, I'm short some dick, can you loan me a 20?
Friend: Sure, here you go. Let your wife know she can come to me for dick too if you're short again.
Jason: You're a good friend.

by Dee Z. Nutz March 31, 2019

Dick

The sneaky snake between a mans legs
Also know as the second or main brain of a man

Mary Walked in johns room only to find him going at it with a sock on his dick

by Titty-Fister June 23, 2016

Dick

Someone, usually a chap, who is a very silly sort of fellow.

Hey you, Michael Webb, you're a dick!

by Cornish Chap March 18, 2015

Dick

A big pencil used for penetration in a stretch armstrong

Put your dick In me

by ( ͡°З ͡°) May 4, 2018

dicked

To be brushed up against with a guy's junk.

girl 1"EWW"
girl 2"What happened to you?"
girl 1"I just got dicked."

by humblebeee December 17, 2013